TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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