I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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