Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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