i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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