Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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