She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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