I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Porn is love you can see.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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