? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Randomize
