God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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