Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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