You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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