that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
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