why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
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So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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