we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I stole a fireplace last night.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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