They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
He has the fingertips of a God
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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