you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
