You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I came so hard my ears popped.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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