If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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