I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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