I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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