I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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