I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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