it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
