i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
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when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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