office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
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How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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