Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
high people should be assigned attendants
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Randomize