he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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