Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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