You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
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Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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