shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
