Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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