Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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