need another drink. this is the easiest way
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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