Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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