Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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