I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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