Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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