let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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