My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
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