I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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