Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
soo... how was my night?
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