Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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