she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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