So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
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I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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