It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
