Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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