ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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