I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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