I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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