If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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