Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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