need another drink. this is the easiest way
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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