Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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