Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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I need you to use more vowels.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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